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Top Ten Reasons for the Obama-Biden Ticket

Discussion in 'Political Debate & Discussion' started by Deacon, May 29, 2012.

  1. Deacon

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    The Top Ten Reasons Biden Will Stay on the Ticket [LINK]

    by Keith Koffler on May 25, 2012, 1:38 pm


    He’s not getting dumped. Here are the top ten reasons why:

    1. The White House is concerned he will go out, get a real job, and potentially do serious damage.

    2. Last time Obama mentioned him getting off the ticket, Biden took off all his clothes and locked himself in the Blue Room.

    3. The news would make Biden’s combover stand up on end.

    4. Michelle thinks he’s a perfect fit for her vegetable garden.

    5. While not a genius himself, he makes Obama feel like a genius.

    6. He vowed to chain himself to the colonnade and “never leave.”

    7. Obama realizes that with Biden as vice president, the Republicans will never impeach him.

    8. Sasha and Malia have started calling him “grandpa.”

    9. He has promised during the vice presidential debate to simply keep repeating, “My name is Joe Biden and I hope you are having a nice day.”

    10. He’s the first mainstream Caucasian-American who is articulate and bright and clean and a nice-looking guy.
     
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    Yup, made my day!
     
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    That is hilarious. Seriously, if I was in the business of advising Obama how to win reelection, I would dump that guy. He makes Cheney, Agnew, and Quayle look professional.
     
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