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Discussion in 'Jokes & Humor (Clean)' started by kyredneck, Nov 28, 2009.

  1. kyredneck

    kyredneck Well-Known Member
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    A tough old cowboy from south Texas counseled his grandson that if he wanted to live a long life, the secret was to sprinkle a pinch of gun powder on his oatmeal every morning.

    The grandson did this religiously to the age of 103 when he died.

    He left behind 14 children, 30 grandchildren, 45 great-grandchildren, 25 great-great-grandchildren, and a 15-foot hole where the crematorium used to be.
     
  2. BroTom64

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    Boom baby!
     
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