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True Story

Discussion in 'Jokes & Humor (Clean)' started by Kentuckymama, Mar 8, 2018.

  1. Kentuckymama

    Kentuckymama New Member

    Nov 10, 2017
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    Okay so my nephew was about 1 1/2 or 2 when his grandmother started trying to teach him about the Lord and Jesus Christ.

    Note: we live in Kentucky and his family are BIG UK and Coach Cal fans.

    He was just big enough to talk back to you and had a pretty good vocabulary at this age because his parents didn't do the baby talk.

    Anyway, she was telling him how Jesus loved us so much that he died for us and that he arose again and will come for his children. She said his eyes were wide with what she thought was curiosity.

    After talking to him for a bit she decided to ask him questions about what she had told him.

    Her first (and last) question was: "Who loves you so very much and will come for you someday?"

    Little man takes his pacifier out of his mouth and plainly says with all seriousness a small child can have, "Coach John Calapari".

    Needless to say, that didn't go as planned.
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