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Two attorneys went into a diner

Discussion in 'Jokes & Humor (Clean)' started by Salty, May 7, 2022.

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  1. Salty

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    Two attorneys went into a diner
    Two attorneys went into a diner and ordered two drinks. Then they produced sandwiches from their briefcases and started to eat.

    The owner became quite concerned and marched over and told them, "You can't eat your own sandwiches in here!"

    The attorneys looked at each other, shrugged their shoulders, and then exchanged sandwiches.
     
    #1 Salty, May 7, 2022
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    That's about as good as a joke the Methodist preacher told me.
    "What's the difference in a Baptist and a Methodist? The Baptist parks behind Pizza hut and the Methodist just parks in front of the liquor store."
    (Pizza hut was next door to liquor store and had a back parking lot that allowed unseen access to the side door of the liquor store)
     
    #2 Reynolds, May 7, 2022
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