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Two Different Doctor's Offices

Discussion in 'Jokes & Humor (Clean)' started by tyndale1946, May 13, 2023.

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  1. tyndale1946

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    Two patients limp into two different medical clinics with the same complaint.
    Both have trouble walking and appear to require a hip replacement

    The FIRST patient is examined with in the hour, is x-rayed the same day, and has a time booked for surgery the following week.
    The SECOND sees his family doctor after waiting 3 weeks for an appointment, then waits 8 weeks to see a specialist, then gets an x-ray, which isn't reviewed for another week and finally has his surgery 6 months from then.

    Why the different treatment for the two patients?

    The FIRST is a Golden Retriever.
    The SECOND is a Senior Citizen!

    Next time take me to a VET!... Brother Glen:)
     
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    No joke!

    Rob
     
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    Dog-gone-it!
     
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    No joke, I'd let our vet work on me...
     
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    I think if you "BARK"!... He might!... Brother Glen:Roflmao
     
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