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Discussion in 'Other Discussions' started by RipponRedeaux, Jan 12, 2022.

  1. Salty

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    You mean a skeleton key will not work?
     
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    What's Beethoven doing now?
    Decomposing.

    If a penny jumped off the Empire State Building, why wouldn't the dime?
    It had more cents.
     
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    Why did the chicken cross the road?

    To prove to the possum and the skunk it is possible to get to the other side.

    peace to you
     
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    Was reading a satirical article on possums some years ago, & one of the points was, “contrary to popular opinion, possums ARE NOT born dead on the side of the road.:Roflmao
     
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    What kind of toy can be any color, but when it's blue it spins around?

    A pinwheel.
     
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    Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?
    It's okay, he woke up.

    Two cannibals are eating a clown.
    One says to the other, "Does this taste funny to you?"

    Why was the belt sent to jail?
    For holding up a pair of pants.
     
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    Can February March?
    No, but April May.

    What did Tennes-see?
    The same thing Arkan-saw.

    Why did the dad spider tell his son to go outside and play?
    Because he was spending too much time on the web.
     
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    Why should we be suspicious of trees?
    Because they're very shady.

    Why don't ants get sick?
    Because they have little antibodies.

    A guy asks his friend "Bro, can you pass me that pamphlet?"
    His friend says --"Bro-chure!"

    A son asked his dad to hand him his sunglasses.
    His dad replied :As soon as you hand me my dad glasses."

    Singing in the shower is fun until you get soap in your mouth, then it's a real soap opera.
     
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    Customer: Waiter!-- this coffee you brought me tastes like mud!

    Waiter: It should, sir-- it was fresh ground this morning.
     
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    How many liberals does it take to screw in a light bulb?

    Zero, because they don’t even realize they are in the dark.

    peace to you
     
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