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War Games

Discussion in 'Jokes & Humor (Clean)' started by tyndale1946, Feb 23, 2015.

  1. tyndale1946

    tyndale1946 Well-Known Member
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    Aug 30, 2001
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    Two little boys decide they are going to play war.
    So they face off with their imaginary weapons and go hide and the game begins.
    Soon after one of the boys finds the other boy, catching him by surprise and says...
    bang... Bang... BANG! You're DEAD!
    No I'm not!... says the other boy.
    bang... Bang... BANG! You're DEAD!
    I shot you with my gun... You're DEAD!
    No I'm not!
    WHY NOT?... says the other boy?
    Because... tank... Tank... TANK!