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Discussion in 'Forum Games' started by SaggyWoman, Nov 7, 2009.

  1. SaggyWoman

    SaggyWoman Active Member

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    Name something you have never done.

    I have never been married.
     
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    I have never made a High School Varsity sports team
     
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    well I've never been to Greenland
    and I've never been to Denver
    and I've never buried treasure in ST Louie or ST Paul
    and I've never been to Moscow
    and I've never been to Tampa
    and I've never been to Boston in the fall

    and I've never hoist the main sail
    and I've never swabbed the poop deck
    and I've never veered starboard, cause I've never sailed at all
    and I've never walked the gang plank
    and I've never owned a parrot.
    and I've never been to Boston in the fall

    I've never plucked a rooster
    and I am not too good at ping-pong
    and I've never thrown my mashed potatoes up against the wall
    and I've never kissed a chipmunk,
    and I've never gotten head lice
    and I have never been to Boston in the fall

    and I've never licked a spark-plug
    and I've never sniffed a stink bug
    and I've never painted Daisies on a big red rubber ball
    and I've never bathed in yogurt
    and I don't look good in leggings
    and I've never been to Boston in the fall

    "The Pirates That Don't Do Anything" ~VeggieTales

     
  4. SaggyWoman

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    Tell me he hasn't just put that whole song on here.

    I have never put a whole song on here.
     
  5. padredurand

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    It's missing the chorus.

    We are the pirates who don't do anything
    we just stay at home, and lie around
    and if you ask us, to do anything
    we'll just tell you, we don't do anything


    I have never posted a whole song including the chorus. :smilewinkgrin:
     
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    I've never been to the moon! In fact, I've never been out of there here 50 states!
     
  7. annsni

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    Ya missed all the good stuff though:

    HUH, what's a rooster and mashed potatoes have to do with being a pirate??

    Hey, that's right! We're supposed to be singing about piratey things!

    Oh.

    And who's ever kissed a chipmunk? That's just nonsense! Why even bring it up?? Am I right? What do you think?

    I think you look like captain crunch!!

    HUH? No I don't!

    Do too.

    Do not!

    You're making me hungry.

    Alright! That's it! You're walking the plank!

    Oh yeah? Says who?

    Says the captain, that's who!

    Oh yeah? Eye-eye Captain Crunch! Hee-hee

    ARG!

    Yikes!!!!!

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    You just don't get it!

    Pass the chips?

    Who's got the remote control?

    Here it is!

    It's time for Geraldo!

    It's definitely time for Wopner!

    I don't like this show.

    Hey look! I found a quarter!
     
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    That, my friends, is the sound of Ann's cheese sliding off her cracker. Get some sleep, Snide! :sleeping_2::sleeping_2:

    I have never intentionally insulted a friend. I have never bit my tongue when it was firmly in cheek. I have never been to Lawwwg Oy-lan, either.
     
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    I think I'm getting punchy. I'm not cut out for working long days out of the house - and half of that with the deaf. It's SOOOOOO much more difficult when I'm like a 14 month old trying to communicate to mom something quite complex. LOL

    And I have a family who LOVE Veggie Tales and always memorizes the speaking parts of the songs. So we not only can sing the entire song, we can do the speaking parts perfectly. :D
     
  10. SaggyWoman

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    I have never wanted people to quit typing so many songs before.
     
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    I've never eaten, touched or purchased head cheese.
     
  12. SaggyWoman

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    I have never driven a tractor trailer.
     
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    I've ridden a horse but I've never ridden a cow.
     
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    I've never figured out how to take digital photos and upload them on the computer.
     
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    I have never figured out how to keep my digital cheap camera charged.
     
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    I have never run for Governor of NY (yet)

    Salty


    ps, would someone want to be my campaign manager:smilewinkgrin:
     
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    I've never read a more ridiculous thread!
    :tonofbricks:


    :laugh:

    I've never seen a purple cow,
    I never hope to see one;
    But I can tell you here and now
    I'd rather see than be one!
     
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    I've never eaten an earthworm.
     
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    I've never eaten a magic mushroom.
     
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    I have never smoked weed.
     
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