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Discussion in 'Jokes & Humor (Clean)' started by Crabtownboy, Sep 28, 2013.

  1. Crabtownboy

    Crabtownboy Well-Known Member
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    Abe ask Joe, "What is the difference between Ted Cruz's filibuster and a Jerry Lewis telethon?"

    "Nothing," Joe replied, "except Ted Cruz wants to take healthcare benefits away from the poor.?"
     
  2. Tom Bryant

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    What's the difference between CTB and Obama?

    Nothing except that Obama is using his power to take away our right to own a weapon, forcing people into a government health care and our right to privacy and CTB is just his cheerleader.
     
  3. Revmitchell

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    And none of the left can even make any attempt to even appear to be honest in their statements. If you do not want to do it their way then they paint you as hating the poor or wanting to take away assistance. They have no actual argument to they have to resort to out right blatant lies like the statement in the op.
     
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    I don't know what is more depressing, the fact CTB actually buys the Great Pretender's crapola, or that he thinks that was actually funny.
     
  5. Tom Bryant

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    I think they're really connected. stupid humor, stupid positions.
     
  6. Salty

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    Well, some people can tell jokes and some people cant.

    Reminds me of the story I heard.

    Jim was sent to prison for life - as were the other prisoners. After meeting his cellmate Harry, - he heard someone call out "57" and every one started laughing. Another man said "37" again every one started laughing. Well, Jim asked why is everyone laughing? His cellmate said that everyone had been there so long, they got tired of telling the entire jokes - so they just assigned a number to each joke - from 1-999. Harry reccommended he try. So Jim called out 111- Nobody laughed. Harry said try it again - 836 - not a peep out of anyone. So Harrry said - try it one more - I would reccomend joke # 8 - everyone loves that one. So Jim yelled out 8 - well you could hear a pin drop. Jim asked whate was wrong. Harry simply answered "Well, some people can tell jokes and some people cant."
     
  7. JohnDeereFan

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    Sounds like Joe's a moron.
     
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    Seeing as this failed the humor test, should this thread be moved to the Politics forum?....
     
  9. thisnumbersdisconnected

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    Shoulda made this one a "stand-alone", Salty. :thumbsup:
     
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