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What not to say

Discussion in 'Jokes & Humor (Clean)' started by Salty, Nov 5, 2017.

  1. Salty

    Salty 20,000 Posts Club
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    If you were to be stopped by the police -
    What are some things you should NOT say???
     
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    (Before being asked) "Why no, I'm not hiding anything in my trunk."

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    "Officer why are you asking me, 'Do you know why I pulled you over?' Are you so stupid you forgot in the time it took you to walk from your squad car to my car window?"

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