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What was the question, please? Part III

Discussion in 'Free-For-All Archives' started by I Am Blessed 24, May 2, 2003.

  1. I Am Blessed 24

    I Am Blessed 24 Active Member

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    "fallen arches'

    What happened when the tornado hit McDonald's?

    Imperial.
     
  2. Wisdom Seeker

    Wisdom Seeker New Member

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    Which type of margarine will give you a crown on your head when you take a bite of bread and spread?

    Aches and Pains.
     
  3. Gib

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    What are some of the benefits from working for the local cable co.?

    Toe Jam
     
  4. stubbornkelly

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    "It's new! Improved! Made with 100% real toes! Get your ___ ___ today!"

    composition book
     
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    What did Beethoven write his music in?

    Salted buns
     
  6. thetaterkid

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    What did I get when I sat on some spilt salt?

    Adelphia
     
  7. I Am Blessed 24

    I Am Blessed 24 Active Member

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    What do you call someone who lives in Philadelphia?

    Pumpkin Blossoms.
     
  8. Wisdom Seeker

    Wisdom Seeker New Member

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    What is a perfectly acceptable name for a cat?

    Laugh lines.
     
  9. Gib

    Gib Active Member

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    Where do people stand to get a good laugh?

    Hibbidy Dibbidy
     
  10. I Am Blessed 24

    I Am Blessed 24 Active Member

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    What language does Dr. Seuss speak?

    Informant.
     
  11. Wisdom Seeker

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    What is a more gentile thing to call a snitch?

    Tornado Alley.
     
  12. Popeye

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    Where does the Tornado family put their garbage cans?

    Late for dinner.
     
  13. Gib

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    What did my wife say when she caught me digging through the fridge?

    Hula Hoop
     
  14. I Am Blessed 24

    I Am Blessed 24 Active Member

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    What is the only thing that makes my hips feel SMALL? [​IMG]

    Raking leaves.
     
  15. stubbornkelly

    stubbornkelly New Member

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    Little piles of leaves are what raking leaves.

    butterscotch
     
  16. Wisdom Seeker

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    What flavor transports me right back to my childhood?

    Oak tree.
     
  17. kandibear2801us

    kandibear2801us New Member

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    Is that where Jack kissed Jill?

    Waterfall
     
  18. Wisdom Seeker

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    I don't remember Jack kissing Jill, I remember them going up the hill to fetch a pale of water, and Jack falling down, breaking his crown, and Jill tumbling after... [​IMG]

    What happened to the water in the pale when Jack fell down and broke his crown and Jill came tumbling after?

    The apple tree.
     
  19. kandibear2801us

    kandibear2801us New Member

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    Oh No!! I feel so silly they didn't kiss and they were brother and sister.. :rolleyes:

    Apple tree hmmm.... lets see

    I was under the apple tree and an apple hit me in the head and I chased a rabbit in a little hole after I drank a shrinking potion and I met the queen of hearts and I offered her an apple but not one of poison like Snow Whites' wicked step-mother did!! Oh no they are coming to lock me up in my rubber room for making jack kiss jill!
    LOL

    Rainbow!!
     
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    What is appearing just under my nose because of the mist those tears of laughter you insighted are causing? You are too funny. [​IMG]

    Blue Moon.
     
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