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Discussion in 'Free-For-All Archives' started by Abiyah, Feb 21, 2003.

  1. stubbornkelly

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    Q: Who's the fairest of them all? ;)

    A: Pussy Willow
     
  2. Wisdom Seeker

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    What grows in a swamp?

    An Elephant.
     
  3. I Am Blessed 24

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    What carries a trunk all the time?

    potpourri
     
  4. Johnv

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    (Darn! My question for Pussy Willow was going to be "What is Pussy Galore's maiden name?. Oh well, I snooze, I loose.)

    Okay, back to potpurri:

    What flavor of Jello are you least likely to see on the Market?

    Hakuna Matata
     
  5. Wisdom Seeker

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    What is a silly way of saying "No worries"?

    Chocolate Pudding
     
  6. stubbornkelly

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    Q: What did the Swedish chef decide to make when he couldn't find a suitable moose? (Bork! Bork! Bork!)


    A: Shoo-be-do-be-doo
     
  7. Johnv

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    What does Scooby Doo sound like after a night of heavy partying??

    Michael Jackson
     
  8. I Am Blessed 24

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    What is black and white?

    Barney
     
  9. Wisdom Seeker

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    [​IMG] Who is in fact a secret C.I.A. opperative?

    I didn't do it.
     
  10. Johnv

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    What saying do OJ Simpson, Robert Blake, and Michael Skakel all have in common?

    Mary Had a Little Lamb
     
  11. I Am Blessed 24

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    What shocked the gynecologist?

    Irish eyes are smiling.
     
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    What happens when Notre Dame wins a football game?

    Chocolate Chip Cookies
     
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    Q: Who were the Gingerbread Man's competition?

    A: Oopss...I didn't do it again?
     
  14. Johnv

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    What did Willie Nelson say to the IRS when he got audited a second time?

    Fifty Ways to Leave Your Lover.
     
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    What do you consider when filing for divorce?

    My lakefront property.
     
  16. Wisdom Seeker

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    What do I dream of having some day?


    "And Heeeeeere's Johnny."
     
  17. Johnv

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    Something you WON'T here at Johnny Paycheck's funeral.

    When you care enough to send the very best.
     
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    What is the U.S. militarys secret motto?

    Aloha
     
  19. Johnv

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    What's the opposite of a high ha?

    Things go better with Coke.
     
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    What Michael Jackson says.

    A Taped Confession.
     
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