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Whats in a name?

Discussion in 'Jokes & Humor (Clean)' started by Salty, Sep 26, 2016.

  1. Salty

    Salty 20,000 Posts Club

    Apr 8, 2003
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    • A burglar broke into a house one night.He shined his flashlight around, looking for valuables when a voice in the dark said, “Jesus is watching you.”He nearly jumped out of his skin, clicked his flashlight off, and froze.When he heard nothing more after a bit, he turned his flashlight on, shook his head and continued.Just as he pulled the stereo out so he could disconnect it, clear as a bell he heard, “Jesus is watching you.”Freaked out, he shined his light around frantically looking for the source of the voice.Finally, in the corner of the room, his flashlight beam came to rest on a parrot.“Did you say that?” he hissed at the parrot.“Yep,” the parrot confessed, then squawked, I’m just trying to warn you that Jesus is watching you.”The burglar relaxed.“Warn me, huh?What’s your name?”“Moses,” replied the bird. “Moses?”the burglar laughed.“What kind of people would name a bird Moses?”“The same kind of people who would name a Rottweiler Jesus,”replied the bird – just as Jesus bounded into the room.