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MINNEAPOLIS, MN—In an effort to promote the doctrine of Christian Hedonism, John Piper announced Thursday the grand opening of Desiring God’s official Christian Hedonism Resort & Spa, a world-class resort situated on a private island paradise in the Pacific Ocean.

The resort features seventeen swimming pools, a water park, miles of private beaches, and thirteen full-service juice bars.

“At His right hand are pleasures forevermore—and now you can get a little taste of those pleasures at our award-winning resort. Indulge yourself at the Blaise Pascal Buffet and or rejuvenate your mind and body in our Hedonist Hot Springs,” Piper said. “Experience the glory of God’s creation while snorkeling at our private reef, or go zip-lining from the peak of the dormant volcano of Mount Edwards.”

“Don’t waste your life going about your normal routine—God is most glorified in you when you’re sipping a grape juice on one of our many luxurious pool decks,” Piper added.

John Piper Opens Christian Hedonism Resort