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Who Is The King Of The Jungle?

Discussion in 'Jokes & Humor (Clean)' started by tyndale1946, Jan 10, 2023.

  1. tyndale1946

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    A lion woke up one morning and decided to tell all the animal who the King of the jungle is... The first animal he met was a chimp and roaring he approached the chimp and said... WHO IS THE KING OF THE JUNGLE?... The chimp cowering back in fear said well you are you mighty one... The lion tossing his head back in pride said... That's right and don't you ever forget it... So as he wandered off roaring building himself up, he then approached a Zebra... And looking at the Zebra and tossing back his mane he roared... WHO IS THE KING OF THE JUNGLE?... Well all the animals even us Zebras know you are your mighty royal one, the lion cocky and proud, tossing his royal mane... Said that's right and I'm and I'm going to make sure everybody knows it... So after he made his authority known... He comes upon a bull elephant... He roars the loudest he can... "WHO IS THE KING OF THE JUNGLE!"... The bull elephant lowers his head an glaring at the lion, takes his trunk and grabs him by the throat and whirls him around and throwing him in the air grabs him by the throat again and throws him up against a tree and as he is laying there take his foot and stomps on him and slowly walks off... The lion after he comes to weakly hollers at the bull elephant... Well you didn't need to get all mean and nasty just because you didn't know the answer!... Brother Glen:Roflmao
     
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