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Would you want to be a lifegem?

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  1. Marcia

    Marcia Active Member

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    I know things are boring on the BB :sleep: when I have to come down here and post on a thread about these creepy Lifegems! :eek:

    (No offense to those devoted to this Forum! :smilewinkgrin: )

    Well, my answer is no, I do not want to be made into a lifegem or have any part of a loved one made into one. Yuck!
     
  2. Bob Farnaby

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    Who needs a man-made Life gem when you have already found a Pearl of great price?

    Regards
    Bob
     
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    No thanks, I'll pass on the LifeGem ... thingee ...
     
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    At the funerals of people who become Lifegems, do they play the song "We will rock you"?
     
  5. Magnetic Poles

    Magnetic Poles New Member

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    "Don't you miss Grandma? She's a real gem!"
     
  6. rbell

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    "Hey, dad, you wanna be a diamond when you die?"

    "No thanks, son. I'm under enough pressure as it is."
     
  7. ccrobinson

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    They're going to do celebrity Lifegems and I have but one question.

    How many carats will be in the Bugs Bunny LifeGem?


    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    Beethoven will be one of the celebrity Lifegems. I did a lot of research on their website and I found this note.


    Dear Lifegems,


    Rock me,

    Amadeus
     
  8. ccrobinson

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    It's a bad thing when you mess up your own joke.

    Instead of saying, "I did a lot of research on their website and I found this note.", that should say, "I did a lot of research on their website and I found this note from Mozart."
     
  9. rbell

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    I wanted to say something...but I had trouble composing an answer. It's a classical dilemma many folks have. So, I've been Haydn out, trying to think of how to orchestrate some humor out of it...

    Anyway, back to the crystallized dead relatives...
     
  10. Bro. James Reed

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    This gives new meaning to the song "When God Comes to Gather His Jewels".

    :tongue3:
     
  11. Magnetic Poles

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    If they do one of Johann Sebastian, will it be . . .

    Bach to the Future?

    Sorry. Had to say it.
     
  12. rbell

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    I have reported every one of these posts to the mods. There simply has to be something wrong with the whole lot of yas.


    :tongue3:
     
  13. Marcia

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    I think it's crystal clear most do not want to be a lifegem.

    But there is one vote for yes!! Who is pining to be a-shining?

    (rbell, you are so bad! :laugh: )
     
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