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Discussion in 'Jokes & Humor (Clean)' started by kyredneck, Dec 24, 2009.

  1. kyredneck

    kyredneck Well-Known Member
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    A social worker from a big city in Massachusetts recently transferred to the mountains of North Carolina and Georgia and was on the first tour of her new territory when she came upon the tiniest cabin she had ever seen in her life.

    Intrigued, she went up and knocked on the door. "Anybody home?" she asked. "Yep," came a kid's voice through the door. "Is your father there?" asked the social worker.

    "Pa? Nope, he left afore Ma came in," said the kid. "Well, is your mother there?" persisted the social worker.

    "Ma? Nope, she left just afore I got here," said the kid. "But," protested the social worker, "are you never together as a family?"

    "Sure, but not here," said the kid through the door. "This is the outhouse!"
     
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    padredurand Well-Known Member
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    :laugh: Hey wait! That ain't funny. Yankees know what outhouses are. It's where you keep all the old catalogs.
     
  3. Jon-Marc

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    We had an outhouse in Battle Creek, MI when I was 10 and 11. It was real fun using that during those Michigan winters. We also had a water pump in the kitchen for cold water. There was no hot water; we had to heat that on the stove. I took a bath in a large metal tub in the kitchen.
     
  4. kyredneck

    kyredneck Well-Known Member
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    Yore zactly rite! :)

    Heheh, one didn't lolly gag did they? You got you're business done and over with quick!
     
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    In and out as quickly as possible, and those corn cobs weren't much fun either. :eek: Sometimes we actually had toilet paper. :D
     
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