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You might be WoF...

Discussion in 'Other Christian Denominations' started by Mike McK, Sep 25, 2006.

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  1. Mike McK

    Mike McK New Member

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    I posted this on another board and thought you all might like it.
     
    #1 Mike McK, Sep 25, 2006
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    If your wife's hair is purple and over 3 feet in diameter, you might be WoF.

    If she applies her mascara with an asphalt paver, you might be one too.
     
    #2 rbell, Sep 25, 2006
  3. Pete

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    You've ever "named and claimed" something....

    You go up to Benny Hinn to get "slain in the spirit" for healing of the carpet burns you got from last week's show....

    You have every book, video, cassette, prayer cloth, vile...er...vial of annointed oil from Hinn, Copeland, Meyers, Hickey, Dollar, etc etc, then BINGO!
     
    #3 Pete, Sep 25, 2006
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    If your church meets in a sports arena...you might be WoF.

    If your pastor dresses like a stormtrooper...you might be WoF.
     
    #4 webdog, Sep 25, 2006
  5. rbell

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    You have several videos of you on the internet, preaching and passing gas...
     
    #5 rbell, Sep 25, 2006
  6. gekko

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    what's "WoF" ?
     
    #6 gekko, Sep 25, 2006
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    Word of Faith...health and wealth...TBN.
     
    #7 webdog, Sep 25, 2006
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    blab and grab :laugh: sorry couldn't resist
     
    #8 Tom Bryant, Sep 25, 2006
  9. Brian30755

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    I've seen that video you're referring to. It may have been in bad taste, but that was probably the most hilarious video I've ever seen. My sides were actually aching from laughing so hard the first time I saw it.
     
    #9 Brian30755, Sep 25, 2006
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