Don't Yawn!!

[HankD]

Infowars has obtained a document from the New Jersey Office of Homeland Security & Preparedness that lists banal bodily activities such as yawning, staring and goose pumps as 'suspicious activity' indicative of terrorism

Found online in the Public Domain at: http://www.prisonplanet.com/dhs-ter...wning-goose-bumps-as-suspicious-behavior.html​

Other "suspicious activities" such as paying with cash, buying bulk, buying gold/silver are also suspect.​

HankD​

 

[Earth Wind and Fire]

Found online in the Public Domain at: http://www.prisonplanet.com/dhs-ter...wning-goose-bumps-as-suspicious-behavior.html​

Other "suspicious activities" such as paying with cash, buying bulk, buying gold/silver are also suspect.​

HankD​

"NEW JERSEY" ROFL..... Nooooooo! :laugh:

 

[HankD]

"NEW JERSEY" ROFL..... Nooooooo! :laugh:

Right! Where is CC when you need him?

HankD

 

[Earth Wind and Fire]

Right! Where is CC when you need him?

HankD

Usually at the pizza joint in Mendam on the weekends slamming down his 7th slice or stomping the country for the Mittster. We are very proud of him.:love2: :laugh:

 

[preacher4truth]

The document then lists examples of suspicious behavior indicative of terrorism, which include, “Exaggerated yawning when engaged in conversation,” “glances,” “cold penetrating stare,” “rigid posture,” and “goose bumps”.

Terrorists? Naw? Marriage? Probably. :laugh:

Sounds to me like a couple that's been married a long time and have become cynical. :wavey:

Kind of like 'The Lockhorns' comic strip.

 

[HankD]

Usually at the pizza joint in Mendam on the weekends slamming down his 7th slice or stomping the country for the Mittster. We are very proud of him.:love2: :laugh:

Pizza! A man after my own heart.

Well used to be... until after I discovered I'm gluten intolerant (big time) I don't do much pizza slammin' anymore.

Gluten Free pizza is like eating pizza sauce on cardboard.

Don't forget... Don't yawn!

HankD

 

[Jon-Marc]

Goodness, I yawn a lot due to not sleeping well. I guess that means I'm a terrorist. :laugh:

 

[Oldtimer]

Found online in the Public Domain at: http://www.prisonplanet.com/dhs-ter...wning-goose-bumps-as-suspicious-behavior.html​

Other "suspicious activities" such as paying with cash, buying bulk, buying gold/silver are also suspect.​

HankD​

Yawn..... I've been up since about 3:30 this morning. Yawn... talking about yawning is making me yawn, too. Sure felt good. :laugh:

YIKES!!!!

Buying bulk.... Recently it took two pickup trucks to haul all the bulk items I bought for our church BBQ fundraiser. One of the trucks was loaded with charcoal for the pig cookers.

Hunkering down and looking over my shoulder... am I on somebody's "suspect" list for helping with a cook that only Baptists know how to do right?

Uhmmm..... yawn.... I don't have the cash to buy gold. Yawn... I need a cup of coffee after reading and relying to this post.

 

[Squidward]

May be true, but I take everything from prisonplanet.com with a very small grain of salt.

 

[Arbo]

May be true, but I take everything from prisonplanet.com with a very small grain of salt.

:laugh:Alex Jones. :laugh:

 

[HankD]

Well, I tried to warn you...

Expect your door to be busted open soon by a homeland security agent with an arrest warrant for terrifying felonious yawning.

Oops wait a minute, he won't even need the warrant.

HankD

 

[Carolina Baptist]

yawning, staring . . . as 'suspicious activity' indicative of terrorism

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Sounds like church on Sunday morning. :sleep: