Ronald Reagan Tells A Good Joke About Democrats! Like?

[Revmitchell]

The Gipper was a wonderful speaker. Even when ribbing his opponents, he never lost his innate good taste and friendly demeanor.



http://www.laughright.com/633/classic-reagan-humor/#HFPRHAHWASA41XL6.99

 

[thisnumbersdisconnected]

Republican National Convention, 1976, in Kansas City. Regan's appearance here turned Missouri and Kansas both into conservative states thereafter. He struck a cord with them, and both states provided majorities for him four years later.

(PS: Any good politician knows you don't make a speech in Kansas City or anywhere else in Missouri without mentioning Harry Truman. We even named the Mizzou mascot "Truman.")

 

[church mouse guy]

Reagan was clean-cut. They said that went he kissed his wife on camera that it was worth 10,000 votes.

Here is another joke about the Democrats:

"Left" and "Right": A little Bible study


Remember what Jesus said: 'Goats on the left, sheep on the right'.

To Peter, 'if you want to catch fish do it from the right side of the boat. They did and filled the boat.

Remember Jesus is seated at the right hand of the father.

Origin of Left & Right ...

I have often wondered why it is that Conservatives are called the "right" and Liberals are called the "left”.

By chance I stumbled upon this verse in the Bible: "The heart of the wise inclines to the right, but the heart of the fool to the left." Ecclesiastes 10:2 (NIV)



Thus sayeth the Lord. Amen.

Can't get any simpler than that.

Spelling Lesson
The last four letters in American..........I Can
The last four letters in Republican........I Can
The last four letters in Democrats.........Rats



End of lesson. Test to follow on November 6, 2014

Remember, November 2014 is to be set aside as:
"Rodent Removal Month". ​

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