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Scientists Find Heaviest Element (sorry if this is old news....)

Scarlett O.

Scarlett O.

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Sorry if this is old news.....but I just had to let you know.
Heaviest element known to science has now been discovered ....

Lawrence Livermore Laboratories has discovered the heaviest element yet known to science. The new element, Governmentium (symbol=Gv), has one neutron, 100 assistant senator neutrons, 435 deputy House neutrons, and 9 supreme justice neutrons, giving it an atomic mass of 545. These 545 particles are held together by forces called morons, which are surrounded by vast quantities of lepton-like particles called peons.

Since Governmentium has no electrons, it is inert. However, it can be detected, because it impedes every reaction with which it comes into contact. A tiny amount of Governmentium can cause a reaction that would normally take less than a second, to take from 4 days to 4 years to complete. Governmentium has a normal half-life of 2 to 6 years. It does not decay, but instead undergoes a reorganization in which a portion of the assistant neutrons and deputy neutrons exchange places.

In fact, Governmentium's mass will actually increase over time, since each reorganization will cause more morons to become neutrons, forming isodopes. This characteristic of moron promotion leads some scientists to believe that Governmentium is formed whenever morons reach a critical concentration. This hypothetical quantity is referred to as critical morass. When catalyzed with money, Governmentium becomes Administratium (symbol=Ad), an element that behaves much like Governmentium, since it has half as many peons but twice as many morons.
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Scarlett O.

Scarlett O.

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Revmitchell said:
How sorry are you?
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Well, I just read it for the first time a few minutes ago and I had to share it.....it's GOT to be a scientific fact, because it can be PROVED!

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Scarlett O. said:
Well, I just read it for the first time a few minutes ago and I had to share it.....it's GOT to be a scientific fact, because it can be PROVED!

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I'm with ya!
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