A Few Will Roger's Quotes

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    I never expected to see the day when girls would get sunburned in the places they now do.
    Will Rogers :laugh:

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    If Stupidity got us into this mess, then why can't it get us out?
    Will Rogers
     
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    It's easy being a humorist when you've got the whole government working for you.
    Will Rogers
     
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    Live in such a way that you would not be ashamed to sell your parrot to the town gossip.
    Will Rogers
     
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    Our constitution protects aliens, drunks and U.S. Senators.
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    The 1928 Republican Convention opened with a prayer. If the Lord can see His way clear to bless the Republican Party the way it's been carrying on, then the rest of us ought to get it without even asking.
    Will Rogers
     

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