Administrator of the BB nominated for President of the Sou Bap Conv

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  1. Salty

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    The Administrator is DR. BOB!

    APRIL FOOLS [​IMG]
    :D [​IMG] [​IMG] [​IMG]




    (Edited because using a member's name in the subject line is against the BB rules.)
     
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  2. Scarlett O.

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    You tricky devil you!! [​IMG]
     
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    I think he would make a good president. Either him or Al Mohler.

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    Dr Bob turned the position down because he didn't want to STEP DOWN from his current position at the Baptist Board :D
     
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    OUCH! :( I laughed so hard that I fell out of my chair!!
     
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    I've already seconded the nomination; don't know if the CAN turn it down, now! [​IMG] Although, according to Robert's, I believe he can step aside when he is elected. [​IMG] [​IMG] [​IMG] [​IMG] :D

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    Does Dr. Bob have a private prayer language? [​IMG]
     
  9. Salty

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    Interesting question, has anybody been with Dr. Bob when he prays alone?

    Salty
     
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    Dr. Bob is disqualified. He went to Disneyworld in 1982.


    OK, that was lame.. [​IMG]
     
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    If the SBC can have a convention in Vegas in 198? why can't Dr. Bob go to Disneyworld, or even Disneyland?
     
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    'cause the SBC didn't boycott the hookers or casinos...just Mickey & Donald. [​IMG]
     
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    Probably English, Hebrew, Greek, and Aramaic... :D
     
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    Pete, don't forget his favorite, Sarcasm [​IMG]
     
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    [​IMG] How could I forget that one :D Thanks Gib [​IMG] :D
     
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    Assuming he would get elected, I wonder if he would require all those in leadership positions in the SBC to wear bowties? [​IMG] [​IMG]
     
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    The day that happens would be a good day to "go over" to the Methodists!!!
     
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    "Assuming"? No assuming about it, Dr Bob would get the job ;)

    [​IMG] But it wouldn't just be those in leadership positions suddenly finding themselves having to learn how to tie a bowtie, it would be every member of every Church [​IMG]

    hmmm.....I wonder if THIS bowtie would be compulsory? :D [​IMG]
     
  19. Salty

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    I say draft Dr. Bob for the SBC this comming June

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    Well---you see---thats the "Prob-blem-ho"

    Former President Bobby Welch toured all fifty states in a "souped up" Greyhound bus---not one state was left untouched

    Bro. Bob would have to do his "tour" via Carnival Cruise Line----and its hard to get the cruise ship to go where there ain't no water!!!:laugh:

    And besides all that---there's another dilemma!!!! The wonderful, talented, super educated Doctor---he ain't no Southern Baptist---He may be Bab-ba-tist----but he ain't no Rebel(I mean) Southern one!!!!
     
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