Ahhhh this expalins it all!

Discussion in 'Politics' started by exscentric, Mar 26, 2008.

  1. exscentric

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    Little Suzy had a box of very small kittens that
    she was trying to give away, so she had them
    out on the street corner with a sign 'FREE
    KITTENS' next to them.

    Suddenly a long line of big black cars came up
    with a policeman on a motorcycle in front. The
    cars all stopped and a tall man stepped out
    from the biggest car. 'Hi, little girl, what do
    you have there in the box?' he asked.

    'Kittens' Little Suzy says. 'They're so small,
    their eyes are not even open yet.'

    'What kind of kittens are they?' he asked.

    'Democrats' says Little Suzy.

    The tall man smiled, returned to his car and
    then drove away.

    Sensing a good photo opportunity, Sen. Obama
    called his campaign manager and told him
    about the little girl with the kittens.

    It was planned that they would return the
    next day, have all the media there and tell
    everyone about these 'Democrat' kittens.

    The next day, Little Suzy is standing out on
    the corner with her box of kittens with the
    'FREE KITTENS' sign and the big motorcade
    of black cars pulled up with all the vans and
    trucks from ABC, NBC, CBS and CNN.

    Everyone had their cameras ready and then
    Sen. Obama got out of his limo and walked up
    to Little Suzy.

    'Now don't be frightened,' he said, I just want
    you to tell all these nice news people just
    what kind of kittens you're giving away today.'

    'Yes sir,' Suzy said, 'they are all REPUBLICAN
    kittens.'

    Taken by surprise, Sen. Obama said, 'But you
    told me yesterday they were DEMOCRAT' kittens.

    Little Suzy says, 'Yes, I know. But today, they
    have their eyes open.'


    No offence to my democrat brothers and most assuredly this could be turned around the other way ---- but they it wouldn't be true would it :laugh: JOKE!
     
  2. Bro. Curtis

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    If their eyes were truly open, they'd be voting libertarian.
     
  3. exscentric

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    "If their eyes were truly open, they'd be voting libertarian."

    Hummm you mean women's liber?

    :laugh:

    Or not :laugh:
     
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    I know lots of women libertarians.



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  5. Mike McK

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    Libertariettes.
     
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    I think that was what the drill team was called in high school!


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    :laugh:


    Around here, we call them "Ma'am...".
     

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