Ahhhh this expalins it all!

Little Suzy had a box of very small kittens that
she was trying to give away, so she had them
out on the street corner with a sign 'FREE
KITTENS' next to them.

Suddenly a long line of big black cars came up
with a policeman on a motorcycle in front. The
cars all stopped and a tall man stepped out
from the biggest car. 'Hi, little girl, what do
you have there in the box?' he asked.

'Kittens' Little Suzy says. 'They're so small,
their eyes are not even open yet.'

'What kind of kittens are they?' he asked.

'Democrats' says Little Suzy.

The tall man smiled, returned to his car and
then drove away.

Sensing a good photo opportunity, Sen. Obama
called his campaign manager and told him
about the little girl with the kittens.

It was planned that they would return the
next day, have all the media there and tell
everyone about these 'Democrat' kittens.

The next day, Little Suzy is standing out on
the corner with her box of kittens with the
'FREE KITTENS' sign and the big motorcade
of black cars pulled up with all the vans and
trucks from ABC, NBC, CBS and CNN.

Everyone had their cameras ready and then
Sen. Obama got out of his limo and walked up
to Little Suzy.

'Now don't be frightened,' he said, I just want
you to tell all these nice news people just
what kind of kittens you're giving away today.'

'Yes sir,' Suzy said, 'they are all REPUBLICAN
kittens.'

Taken by surprise, Sen. Obama said, 'But you
told me yesterday they were DEMOCRAT' kittens.

Little Suzy says, 'Yes, I know. But today, they
have their eyes open.'

No offence to my democrat brothers and most assuredly this could be turned around the other way ---- but they it wouldn't be true would it :laugh: JOKE!

 

"If their eyes were truly open, they'd be voting libertarian."

Hummm you mean women's liber?

:laugh:

Or not :laugh: