American minister sends video to Osama

Too late. Usama Bin Lazarus has been in "paradise" for some time now. He only exists as a few digitized video edits at the Pentagon's Intell Center. Someday they may get some here to fore unseen video of their favorite Goldstein to use so they won't have to keep using the same old clips over and over again.

 

I want his address. I want to go and collect the bounty.
Why would you think he is dead?

 

More to the point: why does he believe our government and our military is creating these videos?

 

:laugh::laugh: Let me guess...the late Mel Blanc provides his voice from beyond the grave too.

 

Ya that message is really going to make him change.

 

I like the video, but it will take more than that to convince Osama and his followers to repent and convert.

 

Because they have to if they're going to keep military and defense spending at unsustainable levels. And because even their best internationalist advisors realize and admit that

Get it? Your "sense of domestic well-being" is being challenged, not by long dead Usama Bin Lazarus' and his ever present shadowy global gang of caveman FBI informants and CIA assets but our own international elitist control junkies.

"Al Qeada" and Bin Lazarus are their trump cards. They play em when ever things are looking down for them, like support for the wars or when some constitution killing legislation like the PATRIOT ACTS one two and three, domestic spying and other assorted police state bills need to be passed quickly with little or no questions asked and things like that.

But mostly because Bin Lazarus died of his kidney ailment long ago and they killed the other "Al Qeada" kingpins off several times over like Al Zarqawi and no one is standing in line to audition for the part.

 

http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-srv/national/dotmil/arkin020199.htm

Mel Blanc? How old school...this is the computer age my friend.

 

And you can prove this?

 

No more than you can prove he's still alive. How did he get his dialysis machine over the Hindu Kush? On the back of a donkey while being bombed, (remember the MOAB) shot at and persued relentlessly? Well, forget about the relentless pursuit we know that didn't happen or he never would have "got away" on his burro in the first place. Seriously, how hard can it be to catch an already half dead cave dweller on a donkey dragging a heavy dialysis machine around the mountains, in freezing cold temps? How would you fare under such conditions?

 

You have rumors and conjecture.

 

And you've got what? Some poor quality and badly edited bits of video spliced together that was "discovered" on the internet by a web designer? And you think I have some questionable sources? :laugh:

So, like how did Bin Lazarus get his half dead self and that heavy blood filter over the mountains so quick. Did his burro have a supercharger under the saddle or what? :laugh:

 

"Come on Brutus!!! get down from there and quit playin around.. you know we gotta haul this over those mountains!!! "

 

And be quick about it we got a whole super stealthy high tech international military force breathing down our necks in hot pursuit! :laugh:

 

'I've got' ? I don't know if the man is alive or not, but you stated it as fact that he was dead, and that the videos and audios were concocted by Uncle Sam. We don't even know for sure if he has kidney disease, there was only once source for that as far as I know. His family and friends deny that he died, so that's as reliable as anything you have. And if audio tapes continue to surface on the jihadi websites, maybe you should ask them why they continue to portray Bin Laden as alive and well.

 

Hmmm, maybe yer right. Maybe we should review the video again.

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Not that I believe much that comes out of Washington, but dont you think if we were going to fake a video clip, we would at least use the sophisticated age progression software that is avaliable.