Are you a thief

Discussion in 'General Baptist Discussions' started by freeatlast, Sep 27, 2011.

  1. freeatlast

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    The bible teaches that no thief will go to heaven and such were some of us but we have been washed. How many here are still doing the deeds of a thief by robbing their employer of time on the computer with non business activities when they should be working?
     
  2. matt wade

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    Remember folks...if you are reading this site while you should be working, you will go to hell.
     
  3. Thousand Hills

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    Does it still count if we are reading one of your posts about that scoundrel Rick Perry, if we read and are convinced that he's not suitable for POTUS, and don't vote for him, will that cancel out being a thief?
     
  4. InTheLight

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    According to FAL, I guess the thief on the cross didn't go to Heaven, then.
     
  5. InTheLight

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    I guess I am. BUT WAIT! I'm my own employer. BWA-HA-HA-HA!
     
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    What about folk who are retired?
     
  7. Tom Butler

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    Before I retired, I was on salary for 34 years. Rarely was it less than 40 hours, and often more than 50. Same pay either way. As long as I got my work done, it didn't matter what else I did. Sometimes, I took an afternoon off to play golf. Same pay.
     
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    Remember, only FAL is good enough to merit the grace of God. The rest of us who don't buy in to his narrow, unbiblical fundamentalist worldview are damned to burn in a lake of fire for all eternity with demons tormenting us and feasting on our disemboweled entrails. The smoke of our torment shall ascend up to heaven as a sweet savor to FAL's nostrils as he stands alone in the presence of God.
     
  9. matt wade

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    Please don't disparage all fundamentalists.
     
  10. Alcott

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    If you're at work, don't say to anyone "Hi, hope you're having a nice day" or anything similar, because if your job description doesn't include that you will burrrrn forever!
     
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    Ah rats! Today I took two extra minutes on my evening break! If only I had used some of my lunch time to check out the BB, I might have missed hell! As it stands now, I guess I'm doomed. After all, freeatlast is never wrong when it comes to interpreting scripture. :rolleyes:
     
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    :laugh::laugh::laugh: this whole thread.
     
  13. Alive in Christ

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    Neither stealing or lying or commiting adultery or any other sin you can imagine will keep us out of heaven.

    Our sins will effect our wittness here on earth, and it will bring our Fathers chastisment, but it will in no way shape or form keep us out of heaven.

    According to the scriptures we are permanently sealed into the body of Christ by grace through faith in Christ alone

    God Bless.
     
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    ...sob, I guess I'm going to hell too as I had to pursue a Chapter 13 and that's theft according to FAL.

    ...oh woe is me. :eek:
     
  15. freeatlast

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    A thief is a thief.
     
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    Retarded folks do not count. :tongue3:
     
  17. matt wade

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    I guess you found your way into heaven freeatlast!
     
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    :laugh: that was good!
     
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    Christians should also wear adult diapers as relieving yourself is a no no
     
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    In my humble opinion..., none of us have the right to judge another for any reason short of judging a man for the fruits that he bears.

    Ye shall know them by their fruits. Do men gather grapes of thorns, or figs of thistles? Matt 7:16

    "If only everyone was like me the world would be a better place!" No?

    No, the world wouldn't be any better for I am but a sinner saved by the grace of God.
     

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