Bad english for all of we to play

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  1. Salty

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    Over in "all other discussions" someone has been upset because of poor english.

    so lets tell a story. Each poster will write two sentences with a grammar mistake in each sentence. The story must be built on the sentence above it.

    Okay here goes:

    We must have a story to tell all members that it is much good to have fun. Me says that swimming is fun.
     
  2. Rippon

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    I disagree. Bad grammr is no laffing matter, and every body shuud be consernd about itt. :wavey:

    :godisgood:
     
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    But I ain't no good at swimming. There are much other things that we could do to have fun with.
     
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    Me know. Wet's bee phishers uf min.
     
  6. Salty

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    phishers is no fun. Me likes to be much active in what us do
     
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    We can't have no fun? How come?

    :flower:
     
  8. Salty

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    hows comes you make an double negative?
     
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    Whatcher are we terking about here? I vant to pley.
     
  10. Salty

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    Us talking in bad grandma english to confuse those holhy-than-thoug college sheepdskins awardeees..
    Its was fund making them think like common Irish-italian-french-english-indiana-pillipinino-korean-mexician-russian-egypitian-americian and any person who might think us is dumb but we show them we is edumicated and deseverve to be heard by all who will listen while eat dinner at Mcdonalds, or Burger Kink or Wendys or Poppeys - wait is this a run on sentence....
     
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    Whom's doing fun? Mine fun is doing to Rippon and EdSutton what them have done to those that is ethnicity challenged for no born in the US of A. :tongue3:
     
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    I have dye a rear. Hep me.
     
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    There ain't nothing wrong with my English. It was good 'nuff for them there schools I oncest attended.
     
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    Well, maybe you aint got no learnin', but I's gots me some learnin'. Fer fun, I's likes to reads the Discyclopedia Britannnnnica.
     
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    That pastor's wife I writ about before she sure would have her panties in a waddle over this here display. I sure do hope she's readin it.
     
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    I am standing on my fifth commandment rights. I am not an accessorizer to the crime.
     
  17. Salty

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    Me think that youse dont want to play much moore
     
  18. Salty

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    itts not lots of fun if me only play?
     
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    We was studying on how to bad English.
    I thot that me was a expert, but now me was a pro.
     
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    a cusomer in my shop told me she was going for a " monogram "
     

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