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Discussion in '2003 Archive' started by Tim, Aug 18, 2003.
Any one have some good church bulletin misprints to share?
"Please pray for all those that are sick of our church."
Should have read:
"Be in prayer for our choir's presentation."
What was printed:
"Be in prayer for choir preventation."
I'm not making that up!
Also, our secretary did the bulletin quickly one Sunday, and the Call to Worship that morning was "High Grounder".
Not having regular Sunday Night services, we have special events, small groups, bible studies, youth going on at that time.
We wanted an All Church Sing, focusing on real music and not the CCM crappolla (you know me). But the secretary put in the bulletin, "Come tonight for an All Church Sin Time, led by Dr. Bob."
Made for fun announcement time!
Next Sunday is the family hayride and bonfire at the Fowlers. Bring your own hot dogs and guns.
Friends are welcome! Everyone come for a fun time.
Barbara remains in the hospital and needs blood donors for more transfusions. She is also having
trouble sleeping and requests tapes of Pastor Jack's sermons.
. Don't let worry kill you off - let the Church help.
At the evening service tonight, the sermon topic will be "What is Hell?" Come early and listen to our choir practice.
Last one, and I saved my best for last...
For those of you who have children and don't know it, we have a nursery downstairs.
At my home church, the wednesday evening meal menu is always printed in the Sunday Bulletin. One time it said, and I am not kidding -