Cars in the Bible

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  1. John3v36

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    Cars in the Bible

    God drove Adam and Eve out of the Garden in a Fury.
    A Honda. The apostles were all in one Accord.:BangHead:
     
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    When is the first time the Bible mentions a truck - yes, a truck?
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    almost there.....
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    When Moses threw a Rod in the Desert :laugh: :D :applause:
     
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    I like that
     
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    Salty...I didn't know that AROD was that old!! But I guess he could be. Maybe he was there on Day One and played "In the Big Inning." :rolleyes:
     
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    Dodge truck....

    ...When the Ram's horn sounds a long blast, they shall come up to the mountain."
    Exodus 19:13 NAS77

    A Pontiac and a Geo

    So persecute them with thy Tempest, and make them afraid with thy Storm.
    Psalms 83:15 KJV
     
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    V10 power anyone?

    At the last it bites like a serpent, And stings like a Viper.
    Proverbs 23:32 NAS77

    Or Shelby's classic roadster

    You will tread upon the lion and Cobra...
    Psalms 91:13 NAS77
     
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    David's Triumph was heard throughout the land.
     

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