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Discussion in '2006 Archive' started by KenH, Jan 2, 2006.
"I have no trouble believing it at all."
I believe it. Saw the video of Tommy on FNC. He looks so sweet. Anyone who has a cat knows they are extremely intelligent and capable of a lot more than most humans give them credit for.
Last place I lived I had a cat that weighed in at 26 pounds.
Sounds like the cat got his tongue.
It was probably a dog that called 911 and the stinking cat got credit for it. I still think that cats are of the devil....I believe God created them for target practice. In other words, I'm a dog person.
Cat's are smarter than you think...
I'd say this calls for some refresher courses with lots of cat treats. Good job he called 911, but if he didn't get a reward he might not do it next time!
To say God created cats for target practice is just as bad as saying God created woman to be beat on. I is wrong.
All things were created for God's great pleasure. Not for man to abuse.
Amen! Thanks, SFIC.
On behalf of all women who are affirmed cat-lovers out there...
...I bid you thanks.
It's not sin to tell a joke...
It might be funnier if so many cats were not actually used for target practice.
Naw, you is right!
I myself had a cat back in 2005 where I lived, and if cats were allowed where I am today, I would have my cat here. I chose my beautiful wife rather than the cat. I think I made the best choice.
My cat, Tom, was a Maine Coon. He weighed in at a whopping 26 pounds. He jumped up on my blanket every night and laid on my chest. Made it a little difficult to breathe, but he was a great pet!
I have to restrain greatly in animal joke telling, (I gotta bunch, and 1 truly great true story) because some on here are really attached to their pets.
See...I can be nice. But it's hard.
I had a Maine Coon cat once, too! Her name was "Cookie".
She was huge! But she probably tipped the scales at only 14-15 pounds, not 26.
She slept on my bed at night along with two much smaller Siamese cats. I can remember one night, I woke up and could not breathe! I opened my eyes and Cookie was passed out cold and snoring loudly on my chest! She only did that once as she usually slept on my feet.
Anyways, I went outside to feed her a couple of years ago and she was dead (natural causes). I miss her terribly.