Children - You Gotta Love Them!

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  1. righteousdude2

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    I hope you enjoy these, and if you have some other preciouus moments from the hearts of children, please share them on this post.

    I only know the names of two angels, Hark and Harold. ~~Gregory~~age 5

    Everybodys got it all wrong. Angels dont wear halos anymore. I forget why, but scientists are working on it. ~~Olive~~age 9

    Its not easy to become an angel! First, you die. Then you go to Heaven, and then theres still the flight training to go through. And then you got to agree to wear those angel clothes.~~Matthew~~age 9

    Angels work for God and watch over kids when God has to go do something else. ~~Mitchell~~age 7

    My guardian angel helps me with math, but he's not much good for science. ~~Henry~~age 8

    Angels dont eat, but they drink milk from Holy Cows! ~~Jack~~age 6

    Angels talk all the way while theyre flying you up to heaven. The main subject is where you went wrong before you got dead.
    ~~Daniel~~age 9

    When an angel gets mad, he takes a deep breath and counts to ten. And when he lets out his breath again, somewhere theres a tornado.
    ~~Reagan~~age 10

    Angels have a lot to do and they keep very busy. If you lose a tooth, an angel comes in through your window and leaves money under your pillow. Then when it gets cold, angels go south for the winter. ~~Sara~~age 6

    Angels live in cloud houses made by God and his son, whos a very good carpenter.
    ~~Jared~~age 8

    All angels are girls because they gotta wear dresses and boys didnt go for it.
    ~~Antonio~~age 9

    My angel is my grandma who died last year. She got a big head start on helping me while she was still down here on earth. ~~Ashley~~age 9

    Some of the angels are in charge of helping heal sick animals and pets. And if they don't make the animals get better, they help the child get over it. ~~Vicki~~age 8

    What I dont get about angels is why, when someone is in love, they shoot arrows at them.
    ~~Sarah~~age 7

    No one says it better than a child!

    Working for God on earth does not pay much, but His Retirement Plan is out of this world.
     
  2. Tom Butler

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    Great Stuff. Precious.
     
  3. JeepDawg

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    My favorite!

    In my Sunday School class (k-2nd grade) we were talking about creation. I asked one child, named Michael, what God created on the third day. His reply was, "How should I know? I wasn't there." (He is six years old and slap full of beans anyway!)
     

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