Christian Football

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    Christian Football

    Quarterback Sneak - Church members quietly leaving during the invitation.

    Draw Play - What many children do with the bulletin during worship.

    Half-time - The period between Sunday School and worship when many choose to leave.

    Benchwarmer - Those who do not sing, pray, work, or apparently do anything but sit.

    Staying in the Pocket - What happens to a lot of money that should be given to the Lord's work.

    Two-minute Warning - The point at which you realize the sermon is almost over and begin to gather up your children and belongings.

    Instant Replay - The preacher loses his notes and falls back on last week's illustrations.

    Sudden Death - What happens to the attention span of the congregation if the preacher goes "overtime."

    End Run - Getting out of church quick, without speaking to any guest or fellow member.

    Flex Defense - The ability to allow absolutely nothing said during the sermon to affect your life.

    Blitz - The rush for the restaurants following the closing prayer.
     

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