Chuck Norris

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  1. Rolfe

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    Chuck Norris' 75th birthday is today.

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    When Chuck Norris goes swimming he doesn't get wet. The water gets Chuck Norris.
     
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    They tried to add Chuck Norris to Mount Rushmore, but the granite wasn't hard enough....
     
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    Chuck Norris went to Ranger school. Ranger school was recycled.
     
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    They were going to release a Chuck Norris edition of Clue, but the answer always turns out to be "Chuck Norris. In the Library. With a roundhouse kick."
     
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    Chuck Norris told Dirty Harry, "Yes, I do feel lucky."
     
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    Chuck Norris has the greatest Poker-Face of all time. He won the 1983 World Series of Poker, despite holding only a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoly card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game UNO.
     
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    He is almost as cool as Macgyver.

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    Chuck Norris would duct-tape Macgyver right in half.
     
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    Macgyver would destroy Chuck with a paper clip.

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    PFFFFT.

    Chuck Norris would let him keep his paper clip. Start your Macdoofus worship somewhere else. This thread is for a real hero. And we're trying to be serious.

    Chuck Norris CAN believe it's not butter.
     
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    Ha!

    MacGyver made that not butter with a Swiss Army knife and a piece of his fingernail.
     
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    Chuck Norris spun the cow over his head and made his own butter.
     
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    Chuck Norris played rock, paper, scissors in front of a mirror. And won.
     
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    Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Wendy's. And got one.
     
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    Chuck Norris is an android built by MacGyver in an attempt to find a worthy opponent. :smilewinkgrin:
     
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    The time you're taking to reply was created by Macgyver on the Third Day.
     
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