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Discussion in 'News / Current Events' started by Rolfe, Mar 10, 2015.
Chuck Norris' 75th birthday is today.
When Chuck Norris goes swimming he doesn't get wet. The water gets Chuck Norris.
They tried to add Chuck Norris to Mount Rushmore, but the granite wasn't hard enough....
Chuck Norris went to Ranger school. Ranger school was recycled.
They were going to release a Chuck Norris edition of Clue, but the answer always turns out to be "Chuck Norris. In the Library. With a roundhouse kick."
Chuck Norris told Dirty Harry, "Yes, I do feel lucky."
Chuck Norris has the greatest Poker-Face of all time. He won the 1983 World Series of Poker, despite holding only a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoly card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game UNO.
He is almost as cool as Macgyver.
Chuck Norris would duct-tape Macgyver right in half.
Macgyver would destroy Chuck with a paper clip.
Chuck Norris would let him keep his paper clip. Start your Macdoofus worship somewhere else. This thread is for a real hero. And we're trying to be serious.
Chuck Norris CAN believe it's not butter.
MacGyver made that not butter with a Swiss Army knife and a piece of his fingernail.
Chuck Norris spun the cow over his head and made his own butter.
Chuck Norris played rock, paper, scissors in front of a mirror. And won.
Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Wendy's. And got one.
Chuck Norris is an android built by MacGyver in an attempt to find a worthy opponent. :smilewinkgrin:
The time you're taking to reply was created by Macgyver on the Third Day.
A Chuck Norris thread from a few years back, with some jokes in it.
Anybody have favorite CN films, my top 2 would probably be Breaker! Breaker! (one of his first leading roles I believe?)
and Lone Wolf McQuade