Church Lock-In Descends Into Anarchy

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  1. Rolfe

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    Church Lock-In Descends Into Anarchy

    MURFREESBORO, TN—A Friday-night student lock-in at 2nd Baptist Church descended into terrifying anarchy, sources confirmed early Saturday.

    “The first few hours were great,” explained Jason Stowell, a youth group member who managed to escape when the violence broke out. “We ate pizza, played games, and had a little worship service where we heard a message and sang Light the Fire. I had no idea that by the end of the night people would be lighting real fires.”


    http://babylonbee.com/news/church-lock-descends-anarchy/

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  2. Zaac

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    I hate that the place got burned down. But this reads hilariously! Those kids flat lost their minds.[​IMG]

    That's what too much tv and not enough reality will do to you.
     
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    The Babylon Bee is putting out some solid satire,
     
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    Uh, you are aware babylonbee is a satire site, right?
     
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    Ok. Thanks TC and preachinJesus. I didn't even notice it was babylonbee. [​IMG]

    I should have known that it sounded just too crazy!
     

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