A friend passed this on to me on Facebook. Teacher Arrested at JKF A public school teacher was arrested today at John F. Kennedy International Airport this morning as he attempted to board a flight while in possession of a ruler, a protractor, a compass, a slide-rule and a calculator. At a press conference just before noon today, Attorney General Loretta Lynch said she believes that the man is a member of the notorious Al-Gebra movement. Although she did not identify the man, she confirmed the man has been charged by the FBI with carrying weapons of math instruction Al-Gebra is a problem for us, the Attorney General said, "They derive solutions by mean and extremes, and sometimes go off on tangents in search of absolute values." "They use secret code names like "X' and "Y" and refer to themselves as "unknowns" but we have determined that they belong to a common denominator of the axis of medieval with coordinates in every country. As Greek philosopher Isosceles used to say, there are 3 sides to every triangle." The Attorney General went on to say "Teaching our children sentient thought processes and equipping them to solve problems is dangerous and puts our government at risk."