Dumbest movie ever seen

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  1. SaggyWoman

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    What is the dumbest movie you have ever seen?
     
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    hands down the winner.
     
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    You have obviously never seen this movie.

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    HELMET When does this happen in the movie?

    SANDURZ Now. You're looking at now, sir. Everything that happens
    now, is happening now.

    HELMET What happened to then?

    SANDURZ We passed then.

    HELMET When?

    SANDURZ Just now. We're at now, now.

    HELMET Go back to then.

    SANDURZ When?

    HELMET Now.

    SANDURZ Now?

    HELMET Now.

    SANDURZ I can't.

    HELMET Why?

    SANDURZ We missed it.

    HELMET When?

    SANDURZ Just now.

    HELMET When will then be now?

    SANDURZ Soon.

    There you go, Joseph.
     
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    Esther Rolle in Don't Play Us Cheap. Plot: The devil shows up at a house party in Harlem and tries to disrupt everything. We still talk about how bad that movie was.
     
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    The rest are all Citizen Kane next to Chicken Park. 1½ hours of my life I want back. Video shop had a sale on and the box didn't look too bad.......but UG!. Sat through it, and next time I was near the 2nd hand video joint I got rid of it there.
     
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    Hard to choose between The Conqueror with John Wayne as Genghis Khan and Night of the Lepus (cheesy giant rabbits that prove that a rabbit isn't scary, now matter how big it is).
     
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    The dumbest movie ever?

    hmmmm....I can't decide between anything with Jim Carrey or anything with Adam Sandler...

    ....tough choice, they both give me irritable bowel syndrome! :tongue3:
     
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    Spaceballs is parody, and very humourous. A couple that were just plain dumb:

    Attack of the Killer Tomatoes

    Earth Girls are Easy
     
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    [​IMG] :thumbs:

    This thing came to mind too.....
     
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    Dumbest Movie Ever = Joe Versus the Volcano

    Spaceballs on the other hand is a classic!

    Bill:Fish:
     
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    The Rose with Beth Midler. Saw it 2 times while in basic training which was the only good sleep I received the entire time.
     
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    That's easy:
    To Wong Foo Thanks for Everything, Julie Newmar

    This movie was SO DUMB, it virtually killed the careers of Patrick Swayze and Wesley Snipes. Back in 1995, my then-girlfriend dragged me to the dollar theatre to see this movie. I only paid $2.00 for both of us, and felt as though I had paid too much.

    It really is that bad......

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    One of the absolute worse movies ever: Battlefield Earth.

    Man...was I caught off guard with this one. I was expecting a great movie and just sat there stunned in the theater with a deer in the headlights look on my face. I was paralyzed. I wanted to get up and leave, but couldn't move. It was really that bad.

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    HMMMMM...I don't know, I've seen some really, really bad ones.

    How about, Blair Witch 2...for starters. That movie had absolutely no plot...and the story it did have didn't make any sense. I left that movie, which my cousin "forced" me to, feeling confused. That rarely happens to me at a movie.

    Another bad one was Tank Girl. That was absolutely horrible.

    I know there's more that I hate. I'll have to think of some more awful ones.

    BTW, I am a big Spaceballs fan. Mel Brooks is hilarious. Rick Moranis makes this movie, IMO.
     
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    Sadly, there are too many to name them all. BIR and Joseph are definitely on the right track. To that list I would have to add Catwoman with Halle Berry. Couldn't finish that movie, didn't even make it to the 45 minute mark. Then, of course, there is the movie Housekeeping, or even better Chuck and Buck. That was possibly the worse indie film I have seen, and I am a fan of indie flicks.

    BTW, I am also a huge fan of Mel Brooks, and I love Spaceballs!
     
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    From the movie:

    Trailer

    I have to admit I found this movie to be quite amusing.:laugh:

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    My wife and I went to a $1 theatre and made it thru 20 minutes of Maverick. UGH!
     
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    Joseph, you are watching way to many movies to come up with this many dumb movies.

    There was one out recently about some murders in Australia. Help them, Lord!
     
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    Amen to that!!!:laugh:
     

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