Favorite Nursery Rhymes - HUH?

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  1. Rubato 1

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    A variation of a nursery rhyme that is pertinent to today's society or just plain funny.

    Keep in mind that some of them may not make sense until spoken aloud...

    My all-time favorite to say to little kids:

    Humpty-Dumpty sat on a wall
    Humpty-Dumpty had a great fall
    And broke; after all,
    He's an egg, not a ball.

    :applause:
     
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    Obama and John went up the hill
    To run for an amazing election.
    John fell down and broke his crown,
    and lost out because he didn't have health coverage.
     
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    There once was man named Obama
    who was born to an American white Mama
    His Daddy was black, His Preacher was whacked
    and we're left to sort out the drama!
     
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    Baa baa Obama,
    Have you any plans?
    Yes, sir, yes, sir,
    Changes and demands.
     
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    Three blind candidates.
    Three blind candidates.
    They all ran for election now.
    Hillary fell, we don't know how.
    If we could only elect and say wow.
    Three blind candidates.
     
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    Brahm's lullaby....so sweet and mild, for a man who was so caustic and plain in life to adults.

    love,

    Sopranette
     
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    A trio of ocular deficient rodents
    A trio of ocular deficient rodents
    Observe how they perambulate
    Observe how they perambulate

    They all mobilized after the agriculturist's helpmeet
    Who severed their appendages with a culinary instrument
    Have you ever observed such a peculiar occurence

    As a trio of ocular deficient rodents
     
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    Old Mother Hubbard went to the cupboard
    To fetch her poor dog a bone.
    But when she got there, the cupboard was bare
    Because the grocery money went for gasoline.
     
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    There was an Obama,
    Who lived in a shoe,
    He made so many changes
    He didn't know what to do.
     
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    Twinkle, twinkle little car.
    How expensive to run you are,
    Much too high are petrol bills,
    Cutting down on your tank fills,
    Twinkle , twinkle little car,
    If only town was not so far.
     
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    Peter, Peter, Pumpkin eater,
    Had a wife but couldn't keep her;
    Put her in a pumpkin shell, and there...
    She smothered.
     
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    Mary, Mary, quite contrary,
    How does your garden grow?
    With silver bells and cockle shells,
    And one darn onion!
     
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    Little boy blue, come blow your horn.
    The car's in the garage, rain drowned the corn.
    But where's the boy who looks after the bills?
    He's on the couch, watching Hollywood's thrills.
     
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    Mary had a little lamb,
    a little toast,
    a little jam,
    a little pizza
    and some cake,
    some French fries
    and a chocolate shake,
    a little burger
    on a bun.
    And that's why Mary
    weighs a ton.
     
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    Old Mother Hubbard
    Went to the cupboard
    To get her poor dog a bone
    But when she got there
    The cupboard was bare
    So she called 911 to report a robbery
     
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    Here's a favorite. Be careful reading it out loud, though...

    Jack, be nimble; Jack, be quick!
    Jack, jump over the candlestick.
    You gotta be quick, you gotta be fast;
    You ought to know, you burned your ANKLE.


    :type: I don't know why 'ANKLE' is all caps...:saint:
     
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    Does Mr. abcgrad94 know you talk about him this way?
     
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    This doesn't describe my hubby at all. He's too busy working 50 hours a week at his full time job in addition to pastoring full time! If he did get a chance to watch tv, it would probably be a ballgame.:laugh:
     
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    Sounds like a fine man. :thumbs:

    I just thought there might be some sort of personal story behind it.
     
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    Nope, just my thoughts in general about what's going on in the world today. Gas prices are high, corn crops are ruined, and homes are foreclosed, yet people still have the time and money for cable tv. It doesn't make sense sometimes.
     

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