Funniest Lines from Christmas Movies

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    So, what are some funny lines from Christmas movies (especially 'A Christmas Story' and 'Christmas Vacation')?
     
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    From 'A Christmas Story'

    Dad: "Fra-gee-lay" ...it must be Italian!
    Mom: I think that says "fragile", honey.
    Dad: Oh, yeah.

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    Ralphie: Some men are Baptists...others Catholics...My father was an Oldsmobile man.
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    Ralphie: Oh no, it was the classic mother BB gun block! Heh, heh. "You'll shoot your eye out!" That deadly phrase uttered many times before by hundreds of mothers was not surmountable by any means known to kiddom.
    :D

    Ralphie: Randy lay there like a slug...it was his only defense.
    [​IMG]
     
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    "Mama Dollar and Papa Dollar."

    Reproducing? I wish it were that easy.

    From it's a wonderful life.
     
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    Can't remember the exact wording from my FAVORITE Christmas movie (Scrooged, with Bill Murray) but they can't get tiny antlers on mice to make them look like reindeer, so Bill says "Staple them on".

    Just about the epitome of callous man . . . but makes me laugh. I could watch that movie over and over again. Sure beats the dickens out of . . . :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes:
     
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    "and the grinch...yes, the grinch carved the roast beast."

    "The grinches small heart grew 3 sizes that day"

    "It came without ribbons, it came without tags, it came without packages, boxes, or bags"

    From, Dr. Seuss' "How the Grinch Stole Christmas"
    narrated by Boris Karloff. :D
     
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    You'll put your eye out!!!
     
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    "I have since heard of people under extreme duress speaking in strange tongues. I became conscious that a steady torrent of obscenities and swearing of all kinds was pouring out of me as I screamed."

    "It was ... soap poisoning!"
     
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    "my dad worked in profanity as painters worked in oil." or something like that. oh gosh, i have to get myself a copy of that movie.
     
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    "My father worked on profanity like some artists worked with oils and clays."
     
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    I can't help it, it was just on the idiot box the other day....

    The last line of Schwarzenegger's Jingle All The Way.

    Pete
     
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    "I triple-dog-dare you!"
     
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    "Hey! Get me! I'm giving out wings!"

    - Nick in "It's a Wonderful Life"

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