GOD'S JOB APPLICATION & RESUME

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  1. I Am Blessed 24

    I Am Blessed 24
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    To Whom It May Concern....

    I heard you were considering a new manager in your life. I would like to apply for the job. I believe I am the most qualified candidate. I am the only one that has ever done this job successfully. I was the first manager of human beings. In fact I made them, so naturally I know how humanity works, and what is best to get people back into proper working condition. It will be like having the manufacturer as your personal mechanic..

    If this is your first time considering me, I would just like to point out that my salary has already been paid by the blood of my son, Jesus on the cross of Calvary. What I need from you is the acknowledgment that the price is sufficient to pay for all of your sin and your indepen- dence from Me. I need you to believe this in your heart and to tell somebody else about your decision with your own mouth.

    The next thing I ask is the right to change and fix your life so you can learn how to stay close to Me. I will make some major changes and revisions. They are not for you to worry about. I need your per- mission to execute these changes, My way and in My time, will change your desires and give you the strength to make the changes. Please keep your hands out of the way. Don't try to help me and don't resist me. I really do need your full commitment and cooperation.

    If you give me those, the process can go smoothly, without delays.

    Yours Sincerely,
    GOD
    P.S. I created the heavens and the earth. I AM.

    ATTACHED IS MY RESUME...
    GOD
    All over, Every Place 777
    Phone: (777) 777-PRAY

    * EXPERIENCE

    From the beginning of time. Before the beginning of time. From everlasting to everlasting. I made time.

    * ABILITY

    * All Powerful

    * PRIOR EMPLOYMENT

    Created the universe, put the galaxies in place, formed man. Established heaven and earth by My spoken Word and am currently holding up the world by My power. I AM and I have all knowledge.

    * CHARACTER REFERENCE

    Love, light, and life (1John 4:16, 1John 1:5, John 14:6). A representative, but by no means conclusive list of other character traits follows: Wisdom James 1:5 Comfort 2 Corinthians 1:3 Truth John 8:32 Healer 1 Peter 2:24 Strength Phil. 4:13 Forgiveness 1John 1:9 Provider Phil. 4:19 Mercy Ephesians 2:24 Good Matthew 19:17 Peace Romans 14:17

    * AVAILABILITY

    Willing and ready to take over your life. Able to put your life together again. Will bring all of who I AM into your life. Can start now. Will transform your life . . . if you let Me.

    * SALARY REQUIREMENT

    Work in your life has already been paid for through the blood of My Son, Jesus. Your only responsibility is to commit initially and on a daily basis. To trust and obey what Jesus has done and wants to do in your life.

    Other references available upon request.

    ~Bless the Day~

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    Sue
     
  2. Dr. Bob

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    Two thumbs up on that one! :D [​IMG] [​IMG]
     
  3. Brett

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    With affirmative action, sadly, even with his merit's God might not get the job. [​IMG]

    By the way, Bob, I joined a Baptist church!! My previous church was losing a lot of members, including some of my friends, and nobody was too happy with the leadership there. So I'm settling in quite comfortably now to a Baptist church! I'm making new friends already. [​IMG]
     

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