How To Install A Home Security System In The South

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  1. givengrace

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    1. Go to a second-hand store and buy a pair of men's used size
    14-16 work boots.

    2. Place them on your front porch, along with a copy of Guns
    and Ammo Magazine.

    3. Put a few giant dog dishes next to the boots and magazines.

    4. Leave a note on your door that reads:

    Hey Bubba, Me, Big Jim, Duke and Slim went for more ammunition.
    Back in an hour. Don't mess with the pit bulls - they attacked the
    mailman this morning and messed him up real bad. I don't think Killer
    took part in it but it was hard to tell from all the blood. Anyway, I
    locked all four of 'em in the house.
    Better wait outside.

    'Cooter':laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
     
  2. jilphn1022

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    :laugh: Let us hope that the would-be burglars can read the note!
     
  3. Amy.G

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    That might actually work around here. I think I'll give it a try! :laugh:
     
  4. Gwen

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    I have a friend who actually keeps a huge dog dish and huge dog bone on the front porch to scare away theives. They don't own a dog. LOL!
     
  5. ktn4eg

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    This kinda reminds me of a sign I saw years ago posted on a front door of a business:

    WARNING!

    These premises are protected by
    HIGH VOLTAGE and
    TWO HUNGRY GUARD DOGS
    three nights a week!

    (You pick the nights.)
     
  6. ReformedBaptist

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    This is what us Georgians do (just kidding) :laugh:

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  7. abcgrad94

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    Good idea. It just might work here, too!
     
  8. PJ

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    :laugh: :laugh:
     
  9. rdwhite

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    HEY RB, was that taken at your family reunion, you didn't identify which RN in that photo is you?:laugh:
     
  10. Plain Old Bill

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    I suppose that would do it alright!:laugh: :thumbs: :laugh:
     
  11. Salamander

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    he's the one behind the old trailer.
     

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