How to Live Forever

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  1. InTheLight

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    I met a fairy who said she would grant me one wish.

    Immediately I said, "I want to live forever."

    "Sorry," said the fairy, "I'm not allowed to grant eternal life."

    "OK," I said, "Then, I want to die after Congress pulls its head out of their rear!"

    "You are a crafty one," said the fairy.
     

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