Human/Sheep hybrid: Yikes!!!

Discussion in '2007 Archive' started by canadyjd, Mar 25, 2007.

  1. canadyjd

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    Church will be a mess...

    "Gladys! It's so good to see ewe! Is that a new wool sweater?"
     
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    So if this sheep is %15 human. Are the scientists guilty of detaining %15 percent of a human in captivity. Does the sheuman have civil rights. If they kill the sheuman is it murder.

    Maybe they get %15 of a life sentence in prison, like 15 years. Or %15 of the death penalty, like they cut an arm off.
     
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    Would eating them be a form of canniblism?
    I dont usually trust anything that comes from a UK newspaper. It seems like all their newspapers are like the National Enquirer. You see alot of news that you dont see anywhere else and I get suspicious.
     
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    Nothing to see here folks, all is normal move along move along.
     
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    Scientists playing God.
     
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    I would ask if Congress plans to ram through legislation banning it.

    But that would be a bad pun, so I won't say that.
     
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    I knew that if anybody was going to come up with ba-ad jokes, it would be rbell.
     
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    (says nothing, but grins sheepishly)
     
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    I don't buy it at all. You can't pull the wool over my eyes!
     
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    Well, it would give new meaning to the line, "Mary had a little lamb."
     
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    If the sheep had 15% of a human brain, and....

    human beings only use 15% of their brain capacity....

    does that mean the sheep will be at least as smart as we are?

    peace to you:praying:
     
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    Ewe are so smart! At least, that's what I herd.
     
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    To all this, I say BAH!
     
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    This thread epitomizes shear excellence.
     
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    Please stop joking around...this is shearious!

    peace to you:praying:
     
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    I can hear the kids now....

    That's my maaaaahma and my daaaaaada!
    Kids' names......Ewnice and Billy.

    Wonder if in times of doubt that they would put a 'fleece" before the Lord?

    Hmmmmmmm?

    In His service;
    Jim
     
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    These jokes are really baaaaad!
     
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    If it's part human and part sheep, would that make it a sheeple????

    :applause:
     

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