Humorous Quotes of the BB #2003

Discussion in '2004 Archive' started by Barnabas H., Apr 5, 2003.

  1. Barnabas H.

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    Folks, you are hilarious! [​IMG] [​IMG]
     
  2. tyndale1946

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    This was from a topic on the unforgiveable sin and had me rolling on the floor!

    To which Hank immediately replied...

    Then I replied...

    This had has got to be a BB classic and one for the ages!... Brother Glen
     
  3. Sherrie

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    Ok...I got caught on this one. I did not do anything on purpose...but boy did Bob catch me:

    I said:

    bobfrgsn said:

    I said:

    Well bobfrgsn really was a kind Soul on that mess up! [​IMG]

    Lesson...never use the word coot.

    Sherrie
     
  4. Barnabas H.

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    Ladies and Gentlemen, you heard it all here. Dr. Griffin lost his Irish blood in early childhood... [​IMG] [​IMG] [​IMG] [​IMG]
     
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    He may have lost his Iris blood, but he didn't lose his Irish temper.... [​IMG] :D ;)
    ~Abby
    PS, Doctor Bob....please don't hurt me for that!
     
  6. Barnabas H.

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    Dear Abby. Now you have done it. You better hide, for I hear the footsteps of a giant! [​IMG]
     
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    Temper? I've honestly never "seen" him get mad. Or really even upset worth mentioning. He's one of those people I wouldn't be afraid to tick off, but on the other hand he's one of those people that probably really tick off ticked off people because they get embarassed that he stays so cool headed, and if he seems like he has enough of my personality for me to safely be able to say probably just has to say a few words calmly to the person who's trying to argue with him to make them stop dead in their tracks and possibly apologize to him, even if HE started it!
    Wow, HOW did I get into analyzing him? ROFL
    Sounds like the next box office hit... "Analying Bob". Might have to be one of those movies they break into parts though. ;)
    Gina
     
  8. Dr. Bob

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    For the record, I am taking down names and numbers. Analyze that! :eek:

    Dr. "Oh, it's you, Bob"
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  9. I Am Blessed 24

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    Now, don't take down my name Dr. Bob, but this quote from you gave me a chuckle. My first thought was you meant to type "labled". :D

    Originally posted by Dr. Bob

    :eek:
    Sue
     
  10. Barnabas H.

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    As I was talking about Kissimmee, Florida... one of our new BB member chimed in the following:

     
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    I don't think this was intended to be funny, but I laughed for about a minute! Thanks, Bartimaeus!
     
  12. Barnabas H.

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    I don't think this was intended to be funny, but I laughed for about a minute! Thanks, Bartimaeus!</font>[/QUOTE]Hey, Kelly, did he mean that he would wait for a sale and then drive on a flat to get the tire changing equipment? Now that would be really funny! [​IMG]
     
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    Hmmmmmmm........ did anyone notice we no longer are cut and pasted to 'Christian's say the darndest things'? In fact, he's changed the name and removed Christian. BUT he's using 'fundies' as in Fundamentalist. I think some moderator or webmaster put the fear of God in that boy.

    I salute you, whomever is responsible! [​IMG]

    Diane
     
  14. Wisdom Seeker

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    On a thread expressing a member's trouble with her Private Messages working properly, she posted the Private Messages themselves in the open forum. Needless to say, she was told that this was a B.B. No No. After several posts this one by Jim came up and was so funny...I just had to post it here.

    editted: I proof read and proof read, and still sometimes I leave whole words out. I must be tired ;)

    [ May 16, 2003, 05:50 PM: Message edited by: Wisdom Seeker ]
     
  15. Sherrie

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    That was funny Wisdom Seeker! Jim has been really happy today.

    Sherrie
     
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    Here is my personal favorite, though the speaker edited the post after I replied :D ; I still get laughs out of this statement concerning activities at church picnics...and I still think this kind of thing shows the evil of such activities ;)

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    they even have horse pitching
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    Frogman:
    This has degenerated to unbelievable depths. Can we not see the depravity in this?? O the agony!


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    baseball games
    for the young one's
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    Frogman:
    Maybe next year you guys can start a Shetland League???

    I would like to see this, however.

    God Bless.
    Bro. Dallas

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    I love humor.
     
  17. Sherrie

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    Frogman....your silly! [​IMG]

    Sherrie [​IMG]
     
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    I was jest wondering if I could get the names of a few of those "horse pitchers", 'cause we all gots a bit of heavy lifting comin' up... [​IMG]


    Drew
     
  19. Wisdom Seeker

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    Who said he did?

    Jim made me laugh with his funny play on words. That's why I posted it here. No other reason. [​IMG]
     
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    Frogman, I think I remember that post...that was really funny. Especially the "Oh the agony" part of it.

    I'm glad we at the B.B. (usually) know how to laugh...it sure makes it fun. ;)
     

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