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  1. I Am Blessed 24

    I Am Blessed 24 Active Member

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    Just put a question down that makes (or doesn't) make sense.

    Example:

    Why isn't the number 11 pronounced onety-one?
     
    #1 I Am Blessed 24, Feb 15, 2008
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    If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea...does that mean that one out of five enjoys it?
     
    #2 I Am Blessed 24, Feb 15, 2008
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    If one out of 4 children born today is Chinese, should we not have a fourth child for fear that he will look funny in our family?
     
    #3 Rubato 1, Feb 19, 2008
  4. Danny Hurley

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    Why is when we go to the store we buy horse FEED and chicken FEED but we buy dog FOOD and cat FOOD?
     
    #4 Danny Hurley, Feb 19, 2008
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    Since a toothbrush is called a toothbrush and not a teethbrush, does that mean that it was invented in Tennessee?
     
    #5 cowboymatt, Feb 19, 2008
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    Why isn't a fly without any wings called a walk?
     
    #6 SBCPreacher, Feb 19, 2008
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    Why do DOH workers erect a sign that says "bump" instead of just fixing the bump to begin with?
     
    #7 abcgrad94, Feb 19, 2008
  8. I Am Blessed 24

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    Can Bald people have Hairline fractures?
     
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    Why do croutons come in airtight packages? Aren't they just stale bread to begin with?
     
    #9 I Am Blessed 24, Feb 21, 2008
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    5 out of 4 people have atrouble with math.
     
    #10 J.Wayne, Feb 21, 2008
  11. I Am Blessed 24

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    If people from Poland are called Poles, then why aren't people from Holland called Holes?
     
    #11 I Am Blessed 24, Feb 21, 2008
  12. SBCPreacher

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    Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin ?
    Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed?
    Why don't you ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'?
    Why is 'abbreviated' such a long word?
    Why is it that doctors call what they do 'practice'?
    Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?
    Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
    Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?
    Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?

    Why, why why?!?
     
    #12 SBCPreacher, Feb 22, 2008
  13. SBCPreacher

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    Or...

    Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?
    Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?
    If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?
    If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?

    (Yes, someone sent me an e-mail!!)
     
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    Is there such a thing as too curious a mind (and does it really kill cats)?
     
    #14 Sopranette, Feb 23, 2008
  15. I Am Blessed 24

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    If a pig loses its voice, is it disgruntled?
     
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    Why is a person who plays the piano called a pianist, but a person who drives a racecar is not called a racist?
     
    #16 I Am Blessed 24, Feb 25, 2008
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    I suppose you could call him a racecarist...

    Why is the classical station always at the end of my favorite piece of music right when I click onto their frequency?
     
    #17 Rubato 1, Feb 25, 2008
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    If it's true that we are here to help others, then what exactly are the others here for?
     
    #18 I Am Blessed 24, Feb 25, 2008
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    And what do they expect me to do about it?
     
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    If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, then doesn't it follow that electricians can be delighted, musicians denoted, cowboys deranged, models deposed, tree surgeons debarked and dry cleaners depressed?
     
    #20 I Am Blessed 24, Feb 26, 2008
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