It's never a good feeling to be wrong. But, I must admit that on so many things, I have been very wrong. Today, I had an epiphany that my left-wing political views are wrong. I was misled by the left-wing educational system and was indoctrinated into socialism. I can't undo the past; I can only move forward into the future and become a right-winger. Here's some things that are going to change: 1. I fully support capitalism. It is the one true just economic system. Everyone has a chance to succeed and the only reason some people don't is because they are lazy. 2. The war in Iraq was a just and needed war. Had we not invaded Iraq, Saddam would have used WMDs on the United States. We need to hurry up and bomb Iran before they get the atom bomb. 3. Terrorists should not be tried in United States District Courts. They should be waterboarded by the CIA and then shot. 4. I fully retract my statements that Hispanic is not a race. I'm still working out what it means to live as a racially Hispanic man, but I hope to figure it out soon. 5. We need to cut taxes for the rich. They are the only people who create jobs. 6. George W. Bush will go down in history as the greatest President ever. One day, statues will be erected in his honor.