Investment advice

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  1. Deacon

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    Passing this humor along from an email I received:

    If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in Delta Airlines one year ago,
    you would have $49.00 today! If you purchased $1,000 of shares in AIG, you would have $33.00. If you purchased $1,000 of shares in Lehman Brothers, you would have $0.00 today.

    ...But, if you purchased $1,000 worth of beer, drank all the beer, turned in the aluminum cans for recycling, you would have $214.00.
    Therefore the best current investment plan is to drink heavily & recycle.
    It is called the 401-Keg Plan

    Rob
     

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