Jingle Bells - BB Style

Discussion in 'Politics' started by Magnetic Poles, Dec 25, 2008.

  1. Magnetic Poles

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    Sung to the tune of Jingle Bells

    Reading through the posts, with a Pentium Dual Core,
    Checking out debates, the fellowship and more.
    Some prefer the Dems, still others G-O-P,
    What fun it is to write and sling,
    Your mud right back at thee, oh

    Baptist Board, Baptist Board, BB all the way,
    Oh what fun it is to watch the postings every day-ay!
    Baptist Board, Baptist Board, fighting never ends,
    Guess it'll be the Judgment Day before we make amends.

    A day or two ago, another fight broke out,
    And soon our Righteousdude was in another bout.
    When Crabtownboy chimed in, and gave another view,
    And Brother Curtis and Mag Poles came jumping in there too, oh

    Baptist Board, Baptist Board, BB all the way,
    Oh what fun it is to watch the postings every day-ay!
    Baptist Board, Baptist Board, fighting never ends,
    Guess it'll be the Judgment Day before we make amends.

    Ken gave Obama praise, said he's an upright guy,
    But Old Reg said that's wrong, B-O's a commie spy.
    Conservatives and Libs, cannot find common ground,
    I think we'll still be at it until Jesus comes back down, oh

    Baptist Board, Baptist Board, BB all the way,
    Oh what fun it is to watch the postings every day-ay!
    Baptist Board, Baptist Board, fighting never ends,
    Guess it'll be the Judgment Day before we make amends.

    Then here comes Lady E, she's going to get booed,
    Because she is convinced, B-O's a Muslim dude.
    Windcatcher gets riled up, and rbell tries to speak,
    And Tiny Tim and carpro talk abortion every week, oh

    Baptist Board, Baptist Board, BB all the way,
    Oh what fun it is to watch the postings every day-ay!
    Baptist Board, Baptist Board, fighting never ends,
    Guess it'll be the Judgment Day before we make amends.

    Another thread by Mitch, says climate change is bunk,
    And others join right in, and say the earth is sunk.
    Some say if you're a Dem, "you baby killer you",
    Magnetic Poles is always right, so go and buy a clue! oh, (ok, I had to say that) :)

    Baptist Board, Baptist Board, BB all the way,
    Oh what fun it is to watch the postings every day-ay!
    Baptist Board, Baptist Board, fighting never ends,
    Guess it'll be the Judgment Day before we make amends.


     
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  2. Ed Edwards

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    I'm i bit put out that I, 'ed' am only mentioned three times.

    In the spirit of the season though:

    Merry Christmas
    :godisgood:
     
  3. Magnetic Poles

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    Yeah ed...Merry Christmas. I needed more verses to get everyone! :laugh:
     
  4. carpro

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    I'm assuming you penned this littl ditty, MP.

    If so, pretty good effort. I enjoyed it. :applause:
     
  5. KenH

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    Bravo! Bravo!

    Encore! Encore!


    :thumbs: :thumbs:

    You may have career in songwriting. Can you do bluegrass? :)
     
  6. Bro. Curtis

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    Yup. Not too bad.
     
  7. Ed Edwards

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    Well, four mentions:

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  8. Magnetic Poles

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    Ed Edwards stopped by too, he likes to come along,
    And so I wrote a verse, to add him to the song.
    Just Christian needs in too, and Martin and TImsings,
    Lets not forget ole Dragonfly, he likes to flap his wings, oh

    REPEAT CHORUS
     
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    Pretty good, MP.
     
  10. Magnetic Poles

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    Thanks BC. I consider it high praise from you! :thumbs:

    I am a pretty good lyricist...just not so good on writing the tunes. :laugh:
     
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    Ah, like the "Weird Al' of the BB !!!!!
     
  12. Magnetic Poles

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    :laugh: A title I will take! :thumbs:
     
  13. Ed Edwards

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    Amen, Brother Curtis - Preach it! :thumbs:
     
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    MP, you made my day, lol. Thanks for sharing your time and talent with the BB! :smilewinkgrin:
     
  15. NiteShift

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    Bells on M-P ring
    He thinks he's in the right
    But he aint learned a thing
    Someday he'll see the light
    :smilewinkgrin:
     
  16. Spinach

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    Too funny!

    The weird Al bit made me laugh out loud!
     
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    Rev Mitchell and Salty wants to know when you will finish the poem? (that right, we are offended becasue, we have not YET been mentioned.
     
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    I was about to mention my being offended for being omitted, but the late stanza got me covered. You guys will just have to wait for more inspiration. Thanks, MP. This was great.

    Tim Reynolds
     
  19. Alcott

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    I think you can easily guess the tune of this one:

    O little old Magnetic Poles,
    How still we see thee lie
    'bout church/state mix and politics
    And a worldwide scorch is nigh.
    Yet up in Colorado
    The ski slopes freeze till now.
    The world gets cold, 'spite all we're told,
    And we'll pull through somehow.

    O as the late elections neared
    You ran and hid somewhere.
    Or 't least you ignored the Baptist Board--
    Perhaps you turned to prayer??
    I cannot say I missed you;
    There's others whom to fight.
    But be it said that with this thread
    Let's keep our frays quite light.

    Obama takes the oath next month;
    Rick Warren will invoke.
    With hopes and fears the next four years
    Will prove it's a pig-in-poke.
    You had your fun with 'W'--
    Now we'll have ours with 'O',
    And show Obama ain't like yo mama--
    He's more of a quid pro quo!
     
  20. Magnetic Poles

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    Alcott, I am humbled that you wrote one all about li'l ole me. Shucks. I feel the love! :thumbsup:
     

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