JOB ANNOUNCEMENT

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  1. I Am Blessed 24

    I Am Blessed 24
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    The Kingdom of God is hiring!
    Are you ready to apply?
    Do you qualify?

    JOB TITLE:
    Disciples for Christ

    JOB DESCRIPTION:
    Tell the dying world how to live through Jesus Christ

    NUMBER OF AVAILABLE POSITIONS:
    Unlimited; everyone is welcome--preachers, teachers, singers, musicians, missionaries, custodians, food servers, and numerous others that we just can't list them all here

    EXCEPTION TO AVAILABLE POSITIONS:
    The vacancy of BOSS has already been filled by the Holy Spirit

    QUALIFICATIONS:
    Must have previously sinned and been blood washed; must be willing to press toward the mark of the high calling in Christ Jesus

    EXPERIENCE NEEDED:
    None necessary; experience will be earned through on-the-job training

    EDUCATION:
    The Holy Spirit will teach you all things

    BENEFIT PACKAGE/SALARY:
    God (the employer) shall supply all your needs according to His riches in glory by Christ Jesus

    INSURANCE:
    Access to the Master Physician

    PACKAGE ALSO INCLUDES:
    Love, joy, peace, patience, long suffering; Lawyer, Comforter, and a Wonderful Counsellor

    RECOMPENSE FOR COMPLETING THE JOB ASSIGNMENT:
    The most important benefit, ETERNAL LIFE with the employer.

    DEADLINE FOR APPLICATIONS:
    Before the return of Jesus Christ; date/hour not known; wise to apply TODAY, RIGHT NOW!!

    ~The Inspiration List~
     

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