Good morning ladies and gentlemen and welcome to Living in the Flesh Baptist Church. We are a Liberal Baptist Fellowship Church. If you decide to make this your church home, new members will be provided a three-ring binder Bible for the low cost of $59.95. What’s nice about this Bible is that you can easily remove any pages that offend you or that you disagree with God about, because after all, we are “Living in the Flesh Baptist Church.” For instance, if you are a theistic evolutionist, we have a list of all the pages you can remove which include Genesis chapters 1-11, and well, uh, a good portion of the rest of the Bible. Hey, less to study, read, and worry about obeying, right? Our seeker friendly church has something for everyone. Living in an alternative lifestyle? We have the “In the beginning Adam and Steve” class. Contemplating the inconvenience of that baby in the womb? We will help you make the “CHOICE” that’s right for you through our “The God of Inconvenience 101” class! Today’s sermon, by pastor Judy, is entitled “Women, Let Him Know Who’s the Boss!” Sounds exciting. I can’t wait! Pastor Judy . . .