Q: How many Baptists does it take to change a lightbulb? A: CHANGE????!!!! Q: How many Pentecostal does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Eleven. One to change it and ten to agree to bind the power of darkness. Q: How many Lutherans does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Two. One to change it and one to post a list or reasons the change is necessary on the door. Q: How many missionary board members does it take to change a lightbulb. A: 1,251. 500 to organize a fund raising campaign. 100 to research and teach the cultural and society of the lighbulb's region. 50 to translate the Jesus movie into the lightbulb's native language, 250 to serve as prayer partners, 325 Women's Missionary Union members to collect clothing to donate to the lightbulb and 25 to find a national to aid in the work, and 1 national to change the light bulb himself.